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January 18, 2005
House of flying daggers
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I've had a lot of trouble trying to come up with a way to start this, some rants have been longer than others in my head but i think i'll go with the short one.
House of flying daggers...is like....well...have you ever thrown a kitchen knife, not out of anger, but because you thought it might work like a throwing nife (the kind ment to be thrown, not just one that's in the air) and fly all cool and shit and land THUNK! into something? But instead it just kind of clacks into the wall and falls on the floor. And generaly the whole thing is more of an exercise in spastic kentic energy that ends patheticly, with little sound or fury, but still signifing nothing.
This is the action of HOFD.
House of flying daggers...is like...well...have your or any one else, maybe in health class or durring some kind of first aid/cpr traning of some kind, 'touched' in some kind of inaproprate maner the resusci-annie doll. It's horrible but some one always does, (why god to they put breasts on those things?!). Well if you have or have seen some one do that, you know it's about as close to a necro experance you can have without getting arrested.
This is the love story/making of HOFD.
So in short if you want to "enjoy" HOFD with out having to see the movie, which may very well be good if your having a bit of insomnia.
I'd suggest getting a kitchen knife (not a good one, one of those crapy 'steak' knifes we all have) and toss it at things in your house, don't throw it, for god sakes you might break something or enjoy yourself.
Intermix that with running aimlessly in your back yard (some times limp from a 'wound' you've suffered, some times just forget about that and run around like your fine) and if you have a log or branch, or even a pile of leaves (though it may move too much to really capture the essase of this step) and hump it for a while...well not so much hump as gum, then get bored and wonder away.
And finaly, wait till there is a blizard, go out into the snow, and die...wait not really dead! then really die.
Angry Rating: -2 out of 10
Yes it sucks that hard, and not even remotly close to any kind of a good way.
*edit* this crap movie isn't worth the extra effort of making an extended entry, just don't go see it, rent crounching tiger hidden dragon and enjoy that.
Posted by Tim at January 18, 2005 7:07 PM